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We decided to have money instead of children.

We decided to have money instead of children.

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"Well, who needs sleepless nights and dirty diapers when you can have a sparkling clean bank account and a fancy vacation home in the Bahamas instead? Money talks, and apparently, it convinced this couple to invest in themselves rather than in diapers!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, decision, humor, lifestyle, money, parenting, priorities on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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