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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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2 months ago

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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2 months ago

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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2 months ago

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

60 shares on X this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Trending via Twitch:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Spotted on YouTube:

Being strange is exhausting.

Just landed via Messenger:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Making waves on Telegram:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Spotted on YouTube:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Seen just now on Discord:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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