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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

My nickname in high school was “who?”

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Starting to think business is standing on me.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Salary week, but salary weak.

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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