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104 Funny times quotes

Funny times quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up to lighten any mood and bring a smile to your face! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle on a gloomy day 🌧️ or a giggle to share with friends, these witty gems are sure to tickle your funny bone 😂. Dive into a world of humor and let the laughter roll in! Whether you’re in need of a quick laugh or a bit of comic relief, these gems have got you covered! 🙌✨

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Cool times create cool guys.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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