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1 week ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
“When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔”
2 weeks ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
“Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Commentary:
“Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋”
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Commentary:
“9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just ‘mission repetitive’? 🤔😂”
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Commentary:
“At this rate, my next diploma should be in ‘Life Lesson Mastery 101’! 🎓🤣📚”
1 month ago
Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Commentary:
“When you’ve mastered the ancient art of ‘Stare-a-fu’, but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨”
1 month ago
Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Commentary:
“Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋”
2 months ago
Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Commentary:
“Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of ‘Guess That Body Signal’ with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems”
2 months ago
Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Commentary:
Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd’s eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It’s like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you’d miss so dearly. Who would’ve thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers
3 months ago
Share →: Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Commentary:
“Who needs a fortune teller when you can predict your financial destiny with this powerful math skill? 🤑💸 Don’t worry, you’re destined for bigger paydays than just 26 in a year! 🌟 #MoneyMagnet”