Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.