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Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze
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Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
I like when you click a link and it turns purple, it’s like you’re bruising it.
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Looks like I've been leaving a trail of bruised links on the internet! 💜🔗🤣
Quitting my job to pursue my real passion. Kissing my cat on the top of its head.
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Taking "pawsitive reinforcement" to a whole new level of career goals 🐾😽
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.
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Looks like finally something to spice up my calendar! 🤖🌌👾
A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.
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Just when I thought I was the only one with a season pass to Crazyland, it turns out it's a full house! 🤪🎢
Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’
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Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅♂️
I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.
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Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️