Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans? Commentary:Looks like someone's playing tricks with the laundry again! 👖🧐 Either that or your jeans went on a diet without telling you! 😆 #MysteryOfTheShrinkingJeans Related Funny Posts 🤝 Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society. Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for? I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt. It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.