Commentary:
It's like group therapy, but with pointing fingers! 😂👉🫵
31 Funny blame quotes
If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.
Commentary:
Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.
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Guess it's time to choose my "Official Scapegoat of the Year"! 🐐😆
Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.
Commentary:
Looks like the drink just enhanced your inner superhero powers of idiocy! 🍸🦸♂️🙃
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.
Commentary:
Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦♂️🦒🎢
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"