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Funny shrink quotes

Funny shrink quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of therapy and psychology 😂🧠 Whether you’re a couch regular or just curious, these witty sayings lighten the mood and remind us that even minds need a good laugh! Prepare to smile, chuckle, and maybe relate a little too much 😜💬 Therapy has never been this entertaining!

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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