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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
19 Funny wardrobe quotes
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.
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When it comes to summer dresses, I'm like a squirrel with nuts—always ready for more! 🌞👗🐿️
I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.
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Explains why my laundry basket is the real MVP! 🧺👚🙃
Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.
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Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
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"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
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"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
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"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.
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"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"