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I guess it's time to embrace my inner s'more! 🔥🍫🧥
79 Funny clothing quotes
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.
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Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪
I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
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When I put on my Adam Sandler clothes, my couch automatically turns into the VIP section 🍿🛋️😂
Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕
I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.
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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.
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Living that "dine in designer" lifestyle! 😎🍔👗
All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.
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Strapless bras: fashion's version of duct tape—works in theory, falls apart in practice! 🚫👙🤣
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅