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  • Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.
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  • Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
  • I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
  • Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.
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