Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
  • The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.
  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.
  • I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.
  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
  • Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.