14 funny life lessons quotes - Wordgag

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

May 26, 2026

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

May 26, 2026

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

May 26, 2026

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

May 25, 2026

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

May 25, 2026

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

May 24, 2026

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

May 24, 2026

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

May 23, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

May 23, 2026

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

May 22, 2026

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

May 21, 2026

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

May 21, 2026

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

May 21, 2026

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

May 20, 2026