Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Women don't apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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“Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle”

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