Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
  • When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
  • I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.
  • Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.
  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
  • Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?