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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

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