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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
154 Funny let quotes
App store slop games don’t let you see your battery percentage for the same reason casinos don’t have windows.
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Those games suck you in faster than a vacuum cleaner at a dust convention! 🎮🧹🔋
If I were a manager, I’d let my employees goof off and dick around while I sit in the back office and abuse substances.
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Sounds like the perfect business model for a circus! 🎪🤹♀️🍹
I’m hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come, let me know.
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Count me in, I’ll come… or at least I’ll try! 😂🎉
Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because, if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know.
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Scientists spilling facts like a chihuahua on an espresso binge! 🐶☕🔬
They should let you smoke in the airport if your flight is Air France.
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Air France: the only airline where turbulence is the second most stressful part of the trip! ✈️💨😂
I have to let karma fix it because if I fix it, I’m going to jail.
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When karma's your only alibi 🤷♂️🚔😄
Let Upamecano come protect my bank account from the withdrawals.
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Dayot's defensive skills are more solid than my spending habits! 🛡️💸
Don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.
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When empathy's your superpower but you're trying not to be Captain Save-a-Consequence 😂🙅♂️🙈
Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.
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When your outfit is too fire for a Monday and needs to marinate until Saturday 🔥😎✨