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"Sounds like you're ready to take the 'mug' in 'mugshot' a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our 'arresting' personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud"

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16 shares on Messenger this month:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Going viral on TikTok:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Live now on WeChat:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Just shared via Telegram:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

Making waves on Discord:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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