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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
29 Funny lighthearted quotes
I think God was high when he made me.
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Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨
You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.
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Just started my kombucha fan club—our meetings are literally a gut feeling! 🍹😄
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
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"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
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"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?
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"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"
Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.
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"When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"
The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.
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"Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"