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Sounds like adulthood just leveled up to Boss Battle mode 🗡️😂 Best-friendship unlocked!
168 Funny friendship quotes
It is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. This is kind of what makes life worth living.
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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
It feels so unethical to pursue a platonic friendship with someone that I’m extremely attracted to.
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Trying to be platonic while my heart’s doing the Macarena 😂💃🕺
If you’ve ever been kind to me, you get a little room in my mind forever, where the bed is always made, and the window is open, so it smells like rain.
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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
If we were pigeons, I’d share the fries I found on the sidewalk with you.
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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄
I’m really just looking for a Tom and Jerryuationship right now, nothing serious.
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Chasing my soulmate with a frying pan, because love should be an adventure! 😹🥳💕
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.
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"Friends who build pillow forts together, stay together 🏰😂🛌"
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕