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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
162 Funny friendship quotes
I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.
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"Friends who build pillow forts together, stay together 🏰😂🛌"
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.
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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?
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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍