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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!