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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Going bananas on X:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

25 is the new 0 years old.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

20 shares on X this month:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

71 shares on Reddit this month:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Spotted on Messenger:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Spotted on Messenger:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Going bananas on Instagram:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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