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Oh no, I've reached my "mature and wise" age level, please stop all that youthful energy before it overwhelms my arthritis 😂🧓✨
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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
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Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
25 is the new 0 years old.
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Age reset complete, welcome to version 2.5.0! 🎉🔄👶
I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.
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Who knew a piece of metal could unlock the secret to eternal youth? 🔩😂🎉
I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.
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First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺
Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's got a sharp eye for business! 👀💼 Better watch out, their stare might just cost you more than you bargained for! 🤑 #TariffOnToughStares