Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Posted onOct 7, 2023Oct 7, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOld and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.