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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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Spotted on Messenger:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Just landed via Telegram:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Making waves on Discord:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Going viral on Reddit:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Trending via Pinterest:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Trending via WeChat:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Trending via X:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Jan 22, 2025

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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"Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Going viral on Slack:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Making waves on Slack:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Freshly posted on X:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Making waves on Slack:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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