I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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"Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"

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