Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.