Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • My brain has too many tabs open.
  • Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.
  • Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.
  • I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.
  • “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.
  • I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.