30 funny price quotes - Wordgag

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

May 21, 2026

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

May 21, 2026

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

May 21, 2026

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

May 21, 2026

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

May 21, 2026

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

May 20, 2026

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

May 20, 2026

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

May 20, 2026

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

May 20, 2026

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

May 19, 2026

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

May 19, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

May 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

May 19, 2026

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

May 19, 2026

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

May 19, 2026

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

May 19, 2026

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

May 19, 2026

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

May 18, 2026

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

May 18, 2026

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Apr 1, 2026

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Apr 1, 2026

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Apr 1, 2026

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Mar 31, 2026

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Mar 30, 2026

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Mar 28, 2026

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Mar 28, 2026

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Mar 27, 2026

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Mar 26, 2026

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Mar 25, 2026