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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
Funny prices quotes
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.
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Forest of Financial Surprises 🌳💸 Who knew shopping could be this adventurous?
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?
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Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness
Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?
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"🛒✈️ Seriously, does buying a pack of gum come with a boarding pass now? Stay tuned for the next announcement reminding you not to leave your sense of humor at the security checkpoint! 😂 #InflightShopping"
A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
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"Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰"
There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.
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Just a regular day in the life of a house hunter: one moment you're dreaming about walk-in closets and backyard BBQs 🏡, and the next you're dodging crazy high prices like they're discounts at a Black Friday sale! 💸😅 Watch out for those wild price tags, they're always ready to pounce when you least expect it! 🦁 #HouseHuntingAdventures
Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.
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Finally, a streaming service that isn't playing 'hide-and-seek' with our wallets and taste! 🍿🤣📉