The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – “wallet, glasses, keys and phone” – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It’s the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we’re always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle

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