If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” Posted onOct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”
