If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Commentary:
Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don’t be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it’s my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud