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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.