I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. Posted onNov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was the most patient parent and then I had kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.