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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, youโ€™re drunk. Ducks donโ€™t talk.

Funny quote about mistaken assumptions, showcasing playful wit about ducks and sobriety.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅ‚ Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜„"


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