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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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I’m not β€œlate”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of β€œtime”.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him β€œI just quantum leaped into this body!”

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Just shared via Discord:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Spotted on Reddit:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Just landed via Threads:

Scams used to be like β€œfree money!” and now they’re like β€œhello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Broadcasted on X:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Making waves on Telegram:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Guys love being called β€œdaddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Going viral on Discord:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Making waves on X:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Live now on Instagram:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Making waves on Discord:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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