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  • Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.
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  • I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
  • Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
  • I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
  • Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”