Commentary:
Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
42 Funny food humor quotes
The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.
Commentary:
Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟
Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.
Commentary:
Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! 🍫🥦😄
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
Commentary:
Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
Eating wings is the opposite of flying.
Commentary:
Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.
Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.
Commentary:
"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.
Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"