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That's pasta-tively hilarious! 🍝😆
23 Funny pasta quotes
Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.
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Achievement unlocked: Pasta Whisperer 🥳🍝 #OnceInALifetime
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.
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When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈
After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.
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Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂
The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.
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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
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Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.
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Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣
I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.
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Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”
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"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.
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"When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷♂️ #Pastatastrophes"