I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my to-do list is playing hide and seek with the responsible party 🕵️‍♂️. Maybe I should assign it to my cat 🐱, he seems pretty good at ignoring tasks anyway! 😹"

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