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Witty text about Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars with a playful cosmic pun.

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, bruno, Bruno Mars, freddie, Freddie Mercury, humor, joke, Mars, Mercury, music, planet, pun, sports, venus, Venus Williams, walk, williams on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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