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I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂
45 Funny list quotes
Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.
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Procrastination level: expert! 😂✏️🗑️
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.
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Finally, a symptom I don’t have! 😅🍕 #StillWishingForThatOneThough
They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.
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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.
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Trench coat and lingerie combo: for when you want to be mysterious, but cozy 🕵️♀️👙🧥
Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.
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New Year’s resolution: Add helium to your to-do list! 🎈😄
They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.
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Looks like I've got the green light for some last-minute mischief! Time to test the durability of Grandma's fruitcake! 🎄😈🎁
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.
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Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! 📋😂✍️
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.
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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅