Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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“Working with children is truly a rewarding experience. Who wouldn’t want the gift of lice in exchange? 🦗💆‍♂️ It’s the ultimate job perk, right? Just a little something extra to keep you on your toes! 😂 #LifeOfAChildcareProvider”

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