31 funny example quotes - Wordgag

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

May 29, 2026

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

May 29, 2026

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

May 28, 2026

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

May 28, 2026

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

May 28, 2026

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

May 27, 2026

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

May 27, 2026

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

May 27, 2026

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

May 27, 2026

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

May 27, 2026

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

May 26, 2026

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

May 26, 2026

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

May 26, 2026

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

May 25, 2026

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

May 25, 2026

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

May 24, 2026

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

May 24, 2026

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

May 23, 2026

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

May 23, 2026

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

May 23, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

May 22, 2026

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

May 22, 2026

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

May 22, 2026

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

May 22, 2026

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

May 21, 2026

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

May 21, 2026

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

May 21, 2026

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

May 21, 2026

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

May 21, 2026

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

May 20, 2026

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

May 20, 2026