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  • To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
  • Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.
  • Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
  • The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.
  • Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
  • By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.