Iβll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. ππ¨ Related funny posts π€ Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.” Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder. I will never stop being a quitter! Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it? I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.