11 funny weed quotes - Wordgag

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

May 25, 2026

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

May 21, 2026

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

May 18, 2026

Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.

May 18, 2026

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Apr 1, 2026

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Mar 31, 2026

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Mar 30, 2026

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Mar 30, 2026

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Mar 29, 2026

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Mar 29, 2026