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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
11 Funny weed quotes
Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.
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Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back!
Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”
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Sounds like he's really mastered the art of moderate moderation! 🚬😂🌿
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.
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So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! 🌿😋🎉
I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.
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Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
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"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
Beer is like weed for people with jobs.
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"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
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"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
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"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.
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"Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"