11 funny weed quotes - Wordgag

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

May 30, 2026

Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.

May 29, 2026

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

May 29, 2026

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

May 28, 2026

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

May 28, 2026

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

May 27, 2026

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

May 27, 2026

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

May 26, 2026

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

May 26, 2026

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

May 25, 2026

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

May 21, 2026