I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time. I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.