I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

I'm not being mean. I'm just too old to pretend to like you.

Commentary:
“Sorry, I can’t fake it anymore – my ‘pretend to like you’ days are behind me, just like my ability to pull an all-nighter without feeling it the next day. 😜👵 #KeepingItReal #NoFilter”

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