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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
123 Funny mean quotes
When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”
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Relatable! My social battery is on dial-up internet speed. 🏡🔋😅
“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.
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When you work so hard to earn boos, applause feels cheap 😆👏 #Goals #RickAndMorty #GoatDoctrine
I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
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Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄
Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.
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Spreading kindness online—because "Get off my lawn!" doesn't work over Wi-Fi! 😄🌐
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
IP address? You mean the bathroom?
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When the tech support says "IP conflict," and you're just trying to avoid a bathroom queue! 🚽😂
ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.
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When my motivation hears ASAP: Assemble Sloths At Party 🦥🎉
Therapy? You mean birdwatching.
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Birdwatching: nature's group therapy led by the feathered squad 😂🦜🔍
Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?
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Kind people must have an invisibility cloak for kindness because it clearly goes unnoticed! 😂🧙♂️