The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"

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