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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
39 Funny employment quotes
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸