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Degrees are just fancy decorations—who knew a coffee chat could be your career MVP? ☕️🏆
42 Funny employment quotes
I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.
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Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
Is there, like, a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a ton of money?
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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
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Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠