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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
63 Funny balance quotes
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.
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Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.
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Trying to win the gold medal in couch athletics with my remote and popcorn 🍿🏆📺
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.
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Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.
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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️